Sunday, November 11, 2018
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
"Judge Kavanaugh killed my kid sister with an axe!"
I have received the following missive by post. The writer wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, but I am quite familiar with him, and have every reason to believe that the accusations contained herein are credible.
Mr Whiplash,
I am writing to you as I do not know where else to turn. My story needs to come out lest a very demon in human form become a justice on the US Supreme Court.
Friday, August 25, 2017
Sunday, August 6, 2017
Lunch with a few old friends
I had lunch with a few old friends yesterday. Goodness, old times. We finished lunch about 1:00 AM at a Very Disreputable Speakeasy in Regina. In the midst of our cups, a Decision Was Made.
We're getting the Band back together.
We're getting the Band back together.
Monday, June 5, 2017
Reality cares not at all for your dogma.
It seems the citizens of England are again the victims of the
Predictable Results of inviting countless Wogs to come and take over
one's Capitol City. Having finally pacified the Irish, they have found
that Certain Other Races are even More Useless, Less Intelligent,
Lazier, and more Criminally Inclined. The latest story is that while
cowering under the table of a restaurant as Yet Another Musselman goes
Amok, some hopelessly brainwashed Congenital Idiot denied the reality
staring him in the face, attempting to slash his throat.
As an acquaintance said recently "During the Blitz, surprisingly few Londoners were skulking around the bomb shelters saying "Fucking idiot, it's not Nazis!"
In illustration I have captioned a daguerreotype with the sentiment:
As an acquaintance said recently "During the Blitz, surprisingly few Londoners were skulking around the bomb shelters saying "Fucking idiot, it's not Nazis!"
In illustration I have captioned a daguerreotype with the sentiment:
Monday, September 26, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Stardom Awaits
You may have noted a lack of entries is this Journal or Log. I have of course been pursuing my banking business and, as always, have several Schemes for my Further Enrichment percolating at various tempos, leaving little time for these missives.
As you no doubt recall, at the recommendation of my nephew Dick Dastardly, I was investigating the opportunity to return to my First Profession, acting, via the medium of the American Moving Pictures industry. After sending my Loyal Servant Homer off to New Jersey, negotiations were entered into which resulted in an agreement to appear in a film.
Wish me luck, loyal readers. As time avails, i will update here with a log of my experiences.
As you no doubt recall, at the recommendation of my nephew Dick Dastardly, I was investigating the opportunity to return to my First Profession, acting, via the medium of the American Moving Pictures industry. After sending my Loyal Servant Homer off to New Jersey, negotiations were entered into which resulted in an agreement to appear in a film.
Wish me luck, loyal readers. As time avails, i will update here with a log of my experiences.
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
Thursday, July 28, 2016
One just can't get quality work done anymore
A close personal friend and co-worker has gone into politics. The printer seems to have faied him in the printing of his business cards, however.
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