Friday, August 25, 2017

Sunday, August 6, 2017

Lunch with a few old friends

I had lunch with a few old friends yesterday. Goodness, old times. We finished lunch about 1:00 AM at a Very Disreputable Speakeasy in Regina.  In the midst of our cups, a Decision Was Made.

We're getting the Band back together.

Monday, June 5, 2017

Reality cares not at all for your dogma.

It seems the citizens of England are again the victims of the Predictable Results of inviting countless Wogs to come and take over one's Capitol City. Having finally pacified the Irish, they have found that Certain Other Races are even More Useless, Less Intelligent, Lazier, and more Criminally Inclined. The latest story is that while cowering under the table of a restaurant as Yet Another Musselman goes Amok, some hopelessly brainwashed Congenital Idiot denied the reality staring him in the face, attempting to slash his throat.

As an acquaintance said recently "During the Blitz, surprisingly few Londoners were skulking around the bomb shelters saying "Fucking idiot, it's not Nazis!"
In illustration I have captioned a daguerreotype with the  sentiment:

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Stardom Awaits

You may have noted a lack of entries is this Journal or Log. I have of course been pursuing my banking business and, as always, have several Schemes for my Further Enrichment percolating at various tempos, leaving little time for these missives.

As you no doubt recall, at the recommendation of my nephew Dick Dastardly, I was investigating the opportunity to return to my First Profession, acting, via the medium of the American Moving Pictures industry. After sending my Loyal Servant Homer off to New Jersey, negotiations were entered into which resulted in an agreement to appear in a film.

Wish me luck, loyal readers. As time avails, i will update here with a log of my experiences.

Never bring dialectic to a Rhetoric fight

Tuesday, September 6, 2016